Have the Terrorists Won?

Nope. The Statue of Liberty re-opened on August 3rd and is welcoming tourists and those seeking the American dream alike.

But not without a little groping, a little scanning, and possibly a little rectal examination if thought necessary. Hey, this is America, not paradise! What were you thinking?

That's right, Grandpa's knife that he carried in World War I is staying at the Miami International Airport with Earl, the lost and found guy. Oh, not so fast sir, drop the paperclip or take a taser up the ass.